Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.
Alzied 0
FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.
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Comments (286)
SataN201 0
she must be a bad lay too
Kirito_SAO 9
Are you failing English as well as "maths"?
Cinn_fml 23
And there was me thinking that this was finally dying. Mostly because they already removed most of the comments that stupid. We call it Maths in the UK - where the OP is from - as explained by Irish (post #77) up there somewhere. So you know, your own English skills could be viewed as being a little sub par seeing as you don't seem to be able to read all that well.
Lct1196 31
Do you happen to be failing English too? Last time I checked, maths wasn't a real word
Cinn_fml 23
Well you didn't check too hard then, did you?
fmatson0711 4
Um, Princess Diary much?
cwl727 33
Well OP following your logic since you think your teacher should be giving you A's because your mom is dating him then should they break up he should fail you.
TaterTot5122 7
Your math's teacher? I didn't know math could date!
fantasyworld 39
Just because they're dating doesn't mean you should get good grades. He has to be a professional and grade you accordingly.
daemonsparta 16
ydi for thinking your moms vag will make up for your shitty grades
marthamydear23 9
it's math...not maths. people keep saying maths and that's incorrect