Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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YacL 15
The prank caller didn't want a conversation, he just wanted to annoy the shit out of you. I guess that means he failed.
iAmScrubs 19
"Hey, you've won 2 billion dollars" "What's cooking good looking?" *dial tone*
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Comments (119)
butterflyz1961 2
lmao... that's really sad, but it's funny.
grass_hopperr 1
Sadly, I've done this before :[
some1azn 0
The prank caller wanted to annoy you, but that backfired and you annoyed him. -__-
alicecanitbe 0
sorry op but this made me laugh out loud but I hope. u find a friend soon
iLove2LoveU 0
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cjgqsmooth 0
wow, are you that desperate to talk to somebody?
AwesomeNinjazz 3
get some friends
fuh_kin_su_pah 0
ur lofe blows
lksdliz 9
Dear God, your generation is doomed. You honestly didn't leave the house or interact with anyone all day? How do you live?
bootje 5
You don't know whose generation OP is from. OP, who is ONE person by the way. So don't get all "Mine is better than yours".
jimmyjamesyall 4
It's probably because you think the term is "prank" caller and not "crank caller". Maybe if you learn what words mean people will talk to you.
stef_s4 3
haha crank caller. my dad says that, i didnt think anyone else did tho.