Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
The prank caller didn't want a conversation, he just wanted to annoy the shit out of you. I guess that means he failed.
iAmScrubs 19
"Hey, you've won 2 billion dollars" "What's cooking good looking?" *dial tone*
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Comments (119)
iwuvwoo 7
stop being a bum and go make friends. O.o
chili10 18
hey, even bums have friends!
meggieh815 0
Exactly! Less people = Less drama.
marcyfrances 4
you must be boring
jonathan6773 5
You need a social life.
sheethapins 13
"Today, I tried prank calling some dumbass who was so damn pathetic he tried talking to me about how his parents were caught naked in the park. FML."
BobsUrAunty 2
haha loves it
missjet 0
get a cat
Brownstonius 0
try sexting yourself
katieklein 0
that sucks!-__-
darkness4dummies 0
hey *69 that dude nd cuss em out or maybe its just eric cartman trying to be annoying
smallory42 0
On the bright side, i doubt he'll ever prank call you, or anyone again!