Lonely boy
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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Top comments
skatepunk96 0
Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.
CakeZombie 0
Um, it IS a party...
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Comments (108)
cajekraze 7
I don't get it. Is everybody making out except you? It's a party, be social. Your day will come when you're with your plus one. Just enjoy yourself, you'll do fine
Starfiji 0
I know how that is...
chels1994 11
well, go out and talk to people...im sure you'd fit in
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, good things eventually happen to that extra wheel.
compasseagle89 8
how does one determine that one is a 19th wheel? 18 other random people who don't know each other standing around, not talking? sounds like a roomful of total awkwardness to begin with
Pazu_fml 10
Everyone else at the party was with their SOs. Everyone was having fun as a couple while OP was alone. That's why it's awkward.
Playdoh95 0
Dude. I know just how you feel
daydreamer244 13
Sad...
RedPillSucks 33
Think positive. I'm sure there's someone who'd be OK with a three-some. Just start spooning with a couple and see what happens.
RedPillSucks 33
comment bug
tanmay 2
:-)