Tom
United States
Lonely boy
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
good friend
Missoula, United States
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
my_only_friend
Chicago, United States
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Top comments
skatepunk96 0
Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.
CakeZombie 0
Um, it IS a party...
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Comments (108)
Meme1988 18
Oh :(
zaveeshaveesh3 7
^How thoughtful
NotDave 0
For those who really can't guess what he means in this FML, the term "third wheel" is popularly used for those in a three-person group where the other two are in a relationship. With OP, there are sixteen more people in relationships.
Anubyte 0
Uhhh, eighteen?
wordnerd42 0
16 more in addition to the three that were implied in the definition.
ryankon518 3
I've been every wheel up to about 15. It really doesn't matter. The point is to have fun!
MrSaxMan 0
Oh yea! Movin up three spots from last week!!
miZscrZee 0
Send me a picture&& I'll probably be the 20th wheel..lol; JK. Sucks for you.
Miss_Michaela 10
*sigh*
NPN_Scorpio 16
Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Stick around, stay soberish (less drunk than the next guy) and have fun. At any party, except the ones with tea-totallers or a ridiculously young crowd, things are bound to get a little loose around the edges at some point...
Kuuroneko17 2
I read your entire comment in the tune of that song. Damn you, David Bowie!
perdix 31
Sounds like a baseball game. Just hang around and keep your bat warm. There's a good chance you'll be called up to pinch hit :D Or make a pinch beer run :(
kay729 7
It's sad that you cared enough to count
Okayitwasme 0
Unless it was a couples party, just have fun. Mingle! Most of the time the guys find a reason to hang out together. The girls will find a reason to hang out. You know thats when someone will be thinking about setting you up with one of their friends. You will be glad you went.
JennaLuvr 0
I feel your pain.!!!!!