Lonely boy

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

Social distancing

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

Many such cases

Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML