Tom
United States
Lonely boy
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
good friend
Missoula, United States
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
my_only_friend
Chicago, United States
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Top comments
skatepunk96 0
Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.
CakeZombie 0
Um, it IS a party...
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girl112891 7
I've always been the "spare tire" when it came to going out. Usually the 5th wheel. And those who don't get it, it means every one else is coupled up besides you. Odd number out of the evens.
Aprilfoolsjoke 0
Must've been a trucker party(18 wheeler)
LeRae 2
Bring the blow-up doll next time.
Cookie4597 2
Oh, you should count yourself lucky. Five days a week, I'm the 53rd wheel. FML
redmonkey224539 9
So your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler
kristah7 0
Join the club
cp1338 0
Wonder why....
Jemm_fml 29
Man I've seen 18 wheelers but that IS a bit much
amisenho 11
Oh, please. I've been the even-numbered wheel at most places, even at my own birthday parties as a kid. Yes, I've also been the second wheel, if that even makes sense.
longhairedmale 11
I feel you