Tom
United States
Lonely boy
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
good friend
Missoula, United States
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
my_only_friend
Chicago, United States
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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skatepunk96 0
Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.
CakeZombie 0
Um, it IS a party...
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ZXDriver 0
You kind of sound like an attention seeker.. C'mon now, it's a party.
je_suis_fml 11
48- nope, he just sounds like someone whom were caught up in the moment of looking at 9 couples. That's a lot of couples, and as a single I would've felt slightly overwhelmed and would've been provoked into thinking about my minus 1 situation. It happens...
bigbadtim 7
Wheely? You must be sick and tired.
mojobanks 8
I'm sure 1 out of the 9 "bikes" in the room wouldn't mind if you took a ride on the handle bars. They might even let you ring the bell!
o0malicecat0o 4
Antibiotics and throat drops. I've been there before and I'm real sorry :(
raphanne_fml 33
Unless it's the new cure for celibacy, I think you're on the wrong thread ;)
CrazyManNo9 29
And, regarding that other thread about the viral problem, antibiotics are simply a bad idea.
CrazyManNo9 29
Given the state of most relationships, at least 4 of the 9 couples there would rather have been alone than with their significant other. Consider yourself happy.
sougstad 7
You are the horse to the tandem carriage
Dogbite1313 5
It's cool that was me my Jr. Prom.
Onebadmazda 0
Umm no to you and no to Notdave, the phrase is "5th wheel" which is a type of trailer. Hence, why a person that feels "drug along" feels like "the 5th wheel"
babynurse11 0
You must've been late to the party
nutwrap 5
Even Big Rigs get a Flat.