Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
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common_boy 0
wow that sucks, i have the same problem in a way.. hooked up with my teacher's daughter at the movies when she was there apparently...
Anonymus101 4
That is just jacked up, that has to be on awkward class, well it could be worse, she could be teaching health and Sex education.
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Comments (107)
tbabee 0
aw that sucks. that happed kinda to me once, except i was with the dad, and my best friend came in...
Simp_fml 0
That seems like something Liz Lemon would say too.
MeleMallory 0
Liz Lemon is very uncomfortable around sex. I doubt she'd say anything so witty if she walked in on two people having sex.
jpabely 0
You leave your socks on? Weird.
Katylolo 0
#23 - Exactly. Eww...take off the socks; leaving them on is WAY too cheesy ****-esque.
ryte1 1
#22 - good point...
Minstrels 0
You're lucky his mom didn't say or do more. And yeah. You deserved that shit. It's bad enough you did shit in his parents' house, but you did it when there was at all a possibility they could be home? Idiot.
k1ngd0m_c0m3 0
This is not a FML, it would be if she beat BOTH of your asses on the spot. But she just said, "I like your socks". You got off easy.
poopy910 8
honestly whats so bad with having sex with socks on lol i seriously dont see anything wrong with it, though ive never had sex before
alex_vik 1
#24 - If you don't have your own house, then you're too young to have sex.
adam2 0
Maybe she was commenting on her socks that were on the floor.