Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
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common_boy 0
wow that sucks, i have the same problem in a way.. hooked up with my teacher's daughter at the movies when she was there apparently...
Anonymus101 4
That is just jacked up, that has to be on awkward class, well it could be worse, she could be teaching health and Sex education.
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Comments (107)
Trooth 13
I totally agree with #3 :D but it's not that bad. At least she didn't mention anything about "IT"
Thomas_S 0
#9 echoed my thought upon reading it.
well_played 0
Fault goes to the Mom. Always knock. ALWAYS.
choppedNskrewed 0
ahahahahaa. wow. shes awesome. "one thing led to another" lmao
pewpz 0
This is so funny. I love how the first thing she thought to say was "I like your socks" not "WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH MY SON IN MY HOUSE?!" I think you're lucky to have a boyfriend with an easy-going mom (or so it seems).
diet_cocaine 0
seriously, thats not that bad at all i mean obviously she has no intention of making it strange b/c she didnt freak out or anything
hk_fml 9
i think it's definitely going to be really odd and awkward for you at school now D: I'd be mortified if my math teacher saw me naked
wopchop12 8
My grade 9 teacher was a hot blonde 26 year old, so I wouldn't mind her catching me nude.
Meow34 0
It's kinda embarrassing, but hey, at least his mom didn't overreact.
pommeblossom 0
your fault
jenn03 0
omg..shitty