Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
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iNewKid 20
Well, that's gonna be a very expensive journey to get your keys back.
perdix 31
Well, you'd better not criticize her for her stupidity and thoughtlessness, because when she gets back, she will be able to kick your ass. Then, you can live in fear of her, happily ever after.
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Comments (118)
hiandrews 3
Is there a landlord or locksmith you can call? If not, I suggest breaking in, via window.
Imhere4fml 24
You think i could assist to this situation?
darkmis1 18
AAA can be awesome in these cases.
Angelastic_fml 18
I guess since they're metal, she'd discover them going through security, so it should have been possible for her to leave them with airport staff for you, as long as you didn't immediately take a bus home or something.
ultra_notorious 26
a double whammy, not only is she more manly than you, but she had a good laugh at your expense too!
ebethsuperstar 2
Seems like a stupid reason to complain when your girlfriend is going to go and fight for our country. Put your big boy pants on, stop whining, and call a damn locksmith or triple a. YDI
KiddNYC1O 22
That's why, when traveling, you always want to settle the keys and documents situation before anything.
DjMonroe95 11
It's only 3 long months :)
ajh557 22
Well the pants have the pockets
Jon15805 7
It's ok the first day they have to mail everything back. just wait by her mailbox. should only take a week or two lol