Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
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TheDragonWarrior 5
Doesn't that make you want to whale?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Damn-ass? What the hell.
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Comments (85)
robberry 11
I went once. I saw a dead fish and a submarine. All in all a good day. Lol
camiguin 3
Hey! I did that 2 days ago!
Calyx_fml 22
If that was your life's dream what now?
Locoluis 15
Go watch the video for the song "Estranged" by Guns n' Roses. Cry, and lose your illusions. FYL.
LilLube 2
That'll teach ya to have a lame life dream..
mrsmillsy 10
My parents took me whale watching a few years ago, cost $500 for the five of us. I spent the whole time inside puking into a paper bag, first time I had ever been seasick. To add insult to injury, a whale did some sort of surface-flip thing which is really rare and amazing... I didn't see it of course!
silvereye12 7
Kinda stupid of the OP if you ask me. Most people don't see whales on whale watching tours, it's not like they're trained.
Rhondaplp 11
My Boyfriend loves to fish on his boat and I would love to go and sunbake except I get sea sick too :(
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao...
xgetxbentx 13
Well, fyl that you didn't see any whales and you got sick (assuming you didn't know you'd get sea sick), but ydi for not paying attention to sun block. Then for future reference, get motion sickness meds anytime there's the slightest chance you could need it.