Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
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TheDragonWarrior 5
Doesn't that make you want to whale?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Damn-ass? What the hell.
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Comments (85)
Cookiemonster157 0
SOrry to hear that ;(
slurshies 11
60$ for a tan-in-the-making, ordinary wildlife viewing, not to mention lovely public washrooms? sounds like a blast to me! (that was sarcasm, for all you idiots out there that are nit picky about such things)
williemac987 5
That was your long-life dream? Why?
Sunako_fml 9
Wow I'm so sorry OP :( Hopefully you will overcome your seasickness eventually! And wear sunscreen next time!
tehcyberman 9
Putting on the correct amount of sunscreen and doing it frequently enough can be tricky sometimes. Unless you are thoroughly applying it every 10 minutes or something, theres no guaruntee you won't get sunburned, even with sunscreen.
SomeRussianGirl 3
Just go to SeaWorld and STFU :/
beelee1988 13
Sea World and Whale Watching don't even compare to each other.
xactownife 7
How the **** do they deserve it?
rorburt 11
Maybe you should have worn some damn-ass sunscreen.
Airman1988 9
But than they would have a super pasty ass to go with a tomato red body geez
Zya_fml 8
That wasn't the main point...
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Damn-ass? What the hell.
rorburt 11
aw :( i guess that negates my comment!
Xythenol 6
I thumbed it up because I found the "damn-ass" to be hilarious.
ohcheriecherie 20
Damn-Ass? Is that French? What is it, 50 SPF? I wear only 35 and higher
rorburt 11
Whatever damn-ass spf you can find it the hell in.
ebonyirony 29
You can't do it twice.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I would love some damn-ass sunscreen.
uberdubers 3
5 appearantly likes to say damn a lot...Read their description
SqueakyChipmunk 22
49: DAYUM!
brynom 8
At 5. Haha you like to same damn a lot...
beelee1988 13
Rorburt... you're not supposed to speak of Tumblr, outside of Tumblr. *hits myself for doing the same thing* . Thumb me down. I deserve it.
rorburt 11
**** rules
comedybreak 20
You didn't completely take a guess just so you can be number one, nope.
TheDragonWarrior 5
Doesn't that make you want to whale?
DoubleCross 9
Why is that your life dream?
Kibaruto 33
Should have grabbed seagulls, had them fly you over the ocean, instant whale watching from the sky.
JustKittyKat 24
Like James and the giant peach! Except they didn't whale watch.
Zya_fml 8
**** the whales. You got to see flippin' seagulls!
legitkitty 11
Well, atleast you got to see the seagulls. I hear they're going extinct! No really, I'm sorry you had such a bad experience, OP. That really... Blows :3