Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work when my ex and his girlfriend came in. She went on to claim that I was excited when I saw him… but I was actually happy because my shift was ending in 5 minutes. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my husband’s crazy ex girlfriend has not only moved to our area, but has also landed herself on his patient list. He’s a gynecologist. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
Today, my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend met each other. I don’t know how but they’re currently both getting on splendidly, while being mad at me like I’m the enemy of all womankind and should be castrated without delay. I want to go home. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, he chose a woman entirely without any dignity or grace. She's in limerence, for all you know in a few years she will be in exactly the place where you are now while you will have rebuilt your life and found happiness. It won't hurt forever, I promise.
copalolita 16
Wow. He has quite the prize…. NOT. She sounds childish and immature. I’m sorry she made you cry she is not worth it. Karma will serve her real good one day.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, he chose a woman entirely without any dignity or grace. She's in limerence, for all you know in a few years she will be in exactly the place where you are now while you will have rebuilt your life and found happiness. It won't hurt forever, I promise.
copalolita 16
Wow. He has quite the prize…. NOT. She sounds childish and immature. I’m sorry she made you cry she is not worth it. Karma will serve her real good one day.
FluffythePink 23
"You are going to need the condoms, love, I tested positive for 3 different STDs when we broke up"
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, thank God she's getting condoms so her chances of bringing kids into the world are lowered... definitely don't need more people like her.