Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
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Aciliveth 5
"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.
QuentinM95 0
He's pretty cool.
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Comments (93)
Starfire22 5
YDI I mean seriously it's the thought that counts quit bitching and appreciate that he was being romantic!
vapors 0
I did stuff like that all the time with my ex, and strange as it sounds, she didn't appreciate it very much.
ackshutup 0
This is not a FML in the slightest. Your boyfriend was cute and romantic and messed up. Get over yourself. FHL for having such a dramatic girlfriend.
sweetpea1818 0
haha the same thing happened to me except it was at a dance. My boyfriend dipped me, dropped me and stepped on my hand and i ended up breaking two fingers. i didn't bitch though. we laughed about it in the emerge, and its still an ongoing joke when someone asks why my little finger is crooked. and i still let him dip me at dances. it was just a little slip up and if i were to blame someone for it, i'd blame the alcohol.
SweetieLish 0
I think it's sweet that he was trying to be romantic. Suck it up. My boyfriend did this to me once...except he didn't drop me. When he tried to bring me back up from the dip, he slammed my head under his desk. You don't see me making an FML about it.
Kickmehard 0
You should.. that's ******* hilarious.
fdeg4161 13
I have to admit, in addition to it being really funny, it does suck because your little "moment" is ruined. I had something similar happen to me, however, I slipped on a garden hose and fell flat on my back. I have no problem saying it was my fault for not paying attention, but it still sucked.
JakkieD 0
At least he tried. Suck it up. Wouldn't be worse if he didn't try?
Jordie210 0
so laugh about it and move on.
SumGai 0
Buahahahaha Nice
lgibs 0
this is so not an fml, why be so negative about it? at least you have a boyfriend, who attempted to be romantic (how many of us can say that about our significant others?). I'm sure your hand only hurt for a matter of seconds.