Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
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Aciliveth 5
"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.
QuentinM95 0
He's pretty cool.
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Comments (93)
ColdGold 6
Put on a helmet next time.
zawed 1
Ohh whaaaa. Your boyfriend dropped you. Sure, it sucks, but it is most definitely NOT an FML. Stop whining. Like other people said, at least he was trying to be romantic.
PhillyFox 0
Not an FML. At least he was trying to be romantic. That's more than what a lot of girls can say.
ilovewangdangler 0
okay thiss is actually cute. so get over it.
hellokimmiee 5
Hey, stop being such a selfish bitch. He TRIED to be romantic for you, most girls would die for that. And so what if he accidentally dropped you, it was a mistake, get over it.
MoonTiger 4
Boo-hoo. You accidently landed on your butt, and he unintentionally stepped on your hands. Not a nice feeling, but FML? Definitely not, **** his life for having a GF bitching about it here...
pinklemons 0
I would purposely drop you.
suckishfather 0
i think this is kinda cute. not an FML at all. it's just him messing up while trying to impress you. suck it up.
yahwehfreak_fml 1
get over it, he was trying to be sweet and all you got was a fall on the butt... instead of impressing you he ended up with the embarrassment of dropping you. I would give him the FML before giving it to you...
onehotdemon 0
boo ******* hoo. so he accidentally dropped you on your ass, trying to be passionate. next time, he better drop you on your head, you selfish bitch.