Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
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Aciliveth 5
"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.
QuentinM95 0
He's pretty cool.
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Comments (93)
Knollmania 0
Life could be worse. He was just trying to be nice
bill4ever 0
At least he's trying. I does suck that he dropped you and ruined the moment, but he tried.
_20jre 0
what? you will suck it?
bobinoguaviare 0
**** your life??? What about him!?!?!? That sucks even more for him!!! And yeah... just be thankful he is trying.
thatsmylife22 0
i think they need to make another button to push on here besides "your life sucks" or "you deserved it". something like "grow up" or something along the lines of them getting a grip :)
munchiie_rawksz 0
shit the biatch better be happy he tried to be romantic n showed how much he cared...nowadays all u get is a slap on the ass and "wheres my dinner?" if youre lucky u might get 10 min of sex besides 5...
LikeFML 0
I would throw you..
sahara_fml 0
Oh wah. Your boyfriend tried to do something sweet and romantic, and he's not perfect. Your life is so miserable. Grow up.
mgeektest 0
hello.wh.
Sazula 2
This is not an FML. So your boyfriend tried to be romantic and messed up, at least he wanted to be romantic! He can't help being human and sometimes making mistakes. Stop whinging.
Jagger117 0
lol don't try the dip unless you know how ;)