Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
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Top comments
Aciliveth 5
"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.
QuentinM95 0
He's pretty cool.
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Comments (93)
allie2590 31
At least he tries. Many men don't bother with romance.
doggie3 0
at least he tried to help you up. some people could have just left ya there.
HighLife19 0
Lose a few pounds and ask for a re-do.
morgangurl12 0
at least he tried...he may be a little clumsy but it was cute. so not a fml.
shadowdrgn0 0
how do you think he felt? i pick my girlfriend and swing her around all the time. i would be horrified if i dropped her
lovinmylife 0
thats cute! (; probably hurt, but at least he tried. cute!
Quit_Yer_Whining 0
Stop being a whiny little bitch. At least he tried be romantic.
technolex 0
At least he tried, I'd of laughed : )
kimzy96 0
thats not a fml!!! at least he was tryin!!! there are sum asshole out there who dont even try!!! BE GRATEFUL!!!
Smile_A 0
Aw come on, I can imagine it hurting but if you read some of the FML's here you can count yourself lucky. At least you're not the girl that finds out her boyfriend dates her to hide he's gay, or that her husband has another family somewhere. Make him buy you chocolate to make up and kiss him.