Zibby
🌶️ Spicy
Life hacks
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
sexyfail
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
unendowed
Katy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Time consumed
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Surprisebuttsecks?
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
yummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terminology
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Drewzter
United States 🌶️ Spicy
User manual
Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML
PerfectBoyfriend
Reet, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hummmmm
Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML
ouchhhh
🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed. He blindfolded me and I felt something cold on my lady parts. Five seconds later it started burning so I looked. He decided to use toothpaste because he couldn't find chocolate sauce to lick off. It hurts to pee. FML
Top comments
robc32ca 4
washing is a better option
Jimboom 12
Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.
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Comments (271)
Smilezz21 1
unless she is gonna brush her teeth with you penis I wouldn't do this
BikeAllDay818 6
NEVER use your teeth when or if you suck a dick, we hate that.
Smilezz21 1
well duh that seems painful
BikeAllDay818 6
Yeah it's the worst feeling, comparing it to a female would be, maybe similar to fingering and scratching your vag hole with your finger nail. And sorry if I seem gross I'm really not, I'm just trying to explain aha
RedPillSucks 33
It's worse if the person has braces and a broken bracket wire.
BikeAllDay818 6
oooooh that would leave a nasty scratch
BountyBass 13
maybe chocolate or whipped cream was a better option
blaze420toke420 0
right...
stfuexe 0
dip it in some listerine :P
Mitsimonsta 0
yeah, that works really well. OP, do that!
sexisbad 1
lol!
samadams42 0
haha for a good clean feeling no matter what
minktheshrink 0
isn't that an ad slogan for gum?
BbyGrl03 0
hahahaha
stevenmx86 8
Wow I hope it still burns...ydi.. Toothpaste of all things... Does she have a brushing her teeth fetish?
palltaru 0
Idi.....toothpaste doesn't taste good...
babyblue666 1
ur a dumbass. they have lubes for that
tucansam555 3
ummm wow tard
tundraman07 0
hahahaha.....try icy hot next
TaylorBlair 0
niceee
cheex87 0
good hygiene and pineapple juice.
Ninipoo 0
niiice :) I agree 100%