Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
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joliesbebes 0
well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!
KMilliron 2
Define blood curdling...
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YourWetDream 0
Everybody enjoys sex :] they are on vacation! Let them have their fun
bankrupt 15
I think the OP feels that this is an FML because he or she is clearly an unwanted fifth wheel on this vacation. Think of all the fun the parents and grandparents would be having if they didn't have to sneak around because they don't want to tell the child/grandchild, "Look, we'd rather just spend our time in the hotel screwing. You go do what you want by yourself." If all they wanted to do was have sex, why did they take the OP along? Now they're stuck passing the OP back and forth like a hot potato, with the 'winning' couple sneaking off for a sex session while the 'losing' couple is stuck with the OP. The OP is the 'booby prize' here and knows it.
MollyDollLifee 1
Aww good on 'em! At least they're still living up to the young & in love part of growing old and married. It's almost kind of sweet when ya think about it? Sex is a natural part of life! :D
vbmg152 19
And the problem is...? From now on MYB!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Pendatik?
ihasbrains 10
Wow. I skimmed over this and thought it said 'my parents having bloodcurdling sex with my grandparents.' See, now that would be a little gross. But OP, let them have their ******* fun. Maybe you need to go get some, huh? ******* fifth wheel.
franceypants 0
blood-curdling? nice wordage. that makes me want to puke
dansco 25
Should've not gone there Sherlock so its your own fault! Maybe you should've spent your time trying to find someone to make bloody-curdling sex with instead ;)
born_hustla 26
lmao.. I ******* love that commercial
EvilPotato 15
be happy they went to another room