Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
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Top comments
joliesbebes 0
well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!
KMilliron 2
Define blood curdling...
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Comments (94)
keymonkey 0
oh yeah! totally hot.
CardMaster1992 0
you must think you're the next "Jesus" because you seem to have it in your head your parents don't have sex. truth hurts, doesn't it :P
odexy 12
Agree on so many levels. You realize to get on this planet in the first place, your grand parents had sex, as well as your parents?
muffpuncher 0
you should have shot him. or helped him bleed out.
muffpuncher 0
wrong fml, sorry.
perdix 31
If you come from two generations of family that enjoys wild sex, how did you turn out to be such a repressed, tight-ass prude?
boobyhill 0
if you're anything like your family at least you know you'll be capable of blood-curdling sex well into old age?
flirtyfaery 7
Maybe OP is just upset that he/she is the only one not getting any while on vacation???
ramboman19 8
oh gross.... :0
Tuddle 0
Were you surprised to find out they still have sex?? It feels just as good at 80 as it did at 17!
ilovepoppa 0
lmao!(: