Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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Top comments
cnewton84 28
Thus the reason you are in driving school
giantsfan2010 23
Always gotta be focused Op! Sounds like the instructor taught you the hard way
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Comments (54)
drunk_crow 12
Sounds like a shitty situation
zombieplatypus 8
What i learned in boating school is... Blanking blankity blank...
Simbaby 23
That's why you're in driving school.
tranced_ 45
I'd say a lesson learned from all this?
dakatabg 31
It takes time to learn
LousyDay 13
Maybe they will find humor in it and you won't get in trouble?
BexR 11
I'm sorry, this question is probably ridiculous...what do you mean by "taxi rank"?
FitFriday 32
Google it
wakemeupplease 21
It's a queue area on a street where taxicabs line up to wait for passengers... idk why this is getting down voted he's just asking probably English isn't his first language
tr4drunk 6
I'm with you dude I had no idea either
pjsr 33
I've spoken only English for half a century and never heard this phrase. Apparently it's a Brit & Aussie thing.
BexR 11
****! It shows up that I'm a guy? I'm a girl hahaha and English is definitely my first language, I had just never heard the phrase before! Some people are just so quick to think others are stupid because they don't know every single tiny detail about the world =P
gordjess1 19
Wow people are being extra rude on here today. I'll probably get down voted but calm your **** guys. That's why they're having driving lessons. They are learning!
worldclassrager 41
I'll give you an up vote then
lintyblanca 13
good thing you're in driving school lol
Dexter83_fml 17
I don't have the least bit of sympathy for you. You need to concentrate what your doing at all times if you lose concentration you could kill someone.