Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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Top comments
cnewton84 28
Thus the reason you are in driving school
giantsfan2010 23
Always gotta be focused Op! Sounds like the instructor taught you the hard way
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Comments (54)
RayRey009 5
Sometimes I wish I could just 'like' these posts without having to weigh in on whether the OP's life sucks or they deserved it!
laurenswims13 24
Better learn now than never!
SilverZephyr 20
What I learned in boating school is...
worldclassrager 41
Good thing that was a lesson not the driving test...if it makes you feel any better I did the same thing with a bus stop...
Lazet 8
Your instructor should've told you earlier, but well, sometimes we gotta learn the hard way!
oliviaromero_ 14
From Maine over here not I wound what the hell that is..
pjmohr33 5
Could someone explain this to me?
Shade1982 21
At big places like airports, bus terminals or train stations, you have those taxi lines where people can get in and out of taxis. Op accidentally got in one of those lines...
Sergei_Borodov 0
What the hell is a taxi rank?
coolbeansbruh 13
Taxi rank? We don't have taxis where I live so I don't know what that is. What is it?
Zack325 10
What's a taxi rank