Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML
Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
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gigi_bella 0
Wow, fail on your part. :)
Freeze_fml 17
That was extremely unfunny.
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Comments (161)
vonniboo093 0
whyyyy did you get so exciting??? Who'd u think was calling you?!
Vampgirl202 4
A purple and green polka dotted snail calling to tell her that she sees bruises In her future!
brucesgirl 0
wait for voicemail damn you can call back no need to rush it's your responsibility to clean up your room your grown up
laurenachanel 0
So... clean your room already!
XCaLX_fml 0
20th
omgitsalex62 0
if your room was clean.. this wouldnt have happened
ElMetalero 0
or if you wouldve gotten a job instead of day dreaming u couldve hired someone to clean up your dirty ass room
gabriel_x 0
I don't really think this is an FML... people should stop writing non-sense.
lcolla38 0
owned
SirWhatsHisFace 0
You must be really desperate for attention. rofltaco.
boopityboppity 11
Your comment made me smile. You were trying to be sarcastic, right?
SirWhatsHisFace 0
From the looks of your picture, everything makes you smile. "Why so serious?"
boopityboppity 11
In the picture, it's, "Why so curious, George?" but I take your point. Regardless, I found your comment funny, something that eludes many people on FML (e.g. afatmonkey).
nessalujin 0
Not an FML at all.
tugknife 0
YDI for making your mom remind you.