Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I was super proud of myself for organizing my entire wardrobe. As I went to admire my work, I pulled out a sweater and knocked over the entire shelf of shoes. Now everything's on the floor and I can’t find my favourite pair of socks. FML
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I tried to organise my closet by colour-coding my clothes. In the process, I accidentally knocked over a shelf, creating an avalanche of mismatched shoes. I now have a closet that looks like it barely survived an earthquake in Selfridges. FML
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Astronomical 0
Whoops, I almost fell asleep reading this. Are we in a recession of interesting FMLs?
saddream 0
have a nice trip see you next fall :P
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saddream 0
have a nice trip see you next fall :P
Kcek 0
Now what the HELL is an armoire?!
hellogoodbye1996 6
Its a dresser
shalvius 3
at least you were trying
Witchcraft_fml 5
Now you have that shoe rack handy for that shoe. :]
Bright_Lights 14
I call fake.
israelnotjacob 20
I'm going to say YDI if you seriously let your room get THAT dirty. It's not that hard to just pick up after yourself. People act like that's such a big deal, like some project that requires setting aside a whole day just for that. If you wouldn't be so lazy as to just pick up after yourself regularly, it would take about a minute or two on average, and you'd rarely have to actually set time aside to pick up random things, and it wouldn't feel so overwhelming when you do it. It'll just be an everyday activity you hardly even think about.
GhostDuck 30
5- While I agree with you completely that you should clean up after yourself regularly, sometimes you may need to set aside a whole day to clean your bedroom. I sometimes have to set aside a whole day so I can to through papers, clean a closet or dresser, etc.
AntiChrist7 0
That's why I never clean my room
greenltrn2003 0
agreed...thats just a comedic accident waiting to happen
Astronomical 0
Whoops, I almost fell asleep reading this. Are we in a recession of interesting FMLs?
redbluegreen 41
I blame everyone for going back to school.
College_Aphro 3
lmao. best comment ever.
redbluegreen 41
Shall I direct you to the intimacy office?
HighRevolver 17
Why is this a top comment
missgreenday 0
I bet it looked like a twister went through the room.
last_fml 0
hahhahahaha #7
m0riendi 0
this sounds so familiar to me. arrgh