Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML
Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
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Top comments
gigi_bella 0
Wow, fail on your part. :)
Freeze_fml 17
That was extremely unfunny.
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Comments (161)
epicenur 2
irony...
Lovli3Ladi3B 0
you people are so stupid.what makes it an fml is the irony of the situation.she almost broke her neck trying to get to her phone in a messy room only to be told to clean it.come on common sense people.I thought it was funny.
TNT1115 0
retard
Hockeygurl17 0
wow hoarder get a f***ing life and clean ur room god who wud ever leave stuff on the floorblike seriously clean the hell up losa YDI FYL
WolfsGuns 0
I do not see how this is an FML, so the Op tripped? that's all? wow! his life must really suck
erjaguam 0
hmm everybody seems to write their comments under someone else's oh well who cares. just clear out your floor op.
Osakhomen 0
I can understand things pile up and you end up tripping over stuff. Best way to avoid this is to put things up right/soon after you're done using them. Of course this doesn't happen 100% of the time and it's hard to get use to, but you avoid having to do a big clean every week (or whenever), you're less likely to lose stuff or step on stuff.
dphilipson12 0
gay fml mine was better. only it never posted.
jaymercer 0
haha suck it up you whiny ****** slob
xxxNataliexxx 0
Lol mine doesn't