Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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Top comments
sabrina1212 2
It doesn't matter how many illegal things he was doing. Anything seen or any evidence was taken illegally and you cannot be prosecuted through it.
steve31789 8
I bet if he passes that joint everything will be fine!
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Comments (162)
Patindatrap 3
Looks like your not the only pussy your boyfriend gets
ordonblade46 3
*butt naked
katties 27
I don't like your priorities. I think you should rather use your weed-money to rent an apartment that allows animals.
LO388 7
93 - I appreciate the Spaceballs reference. These kids are too young to know a classic like that...
ViviMage 40
It is perfectly legal to sit buck naked on the couch!
zaylazayn 12
YDI for the cats, but also a FYL because they did an illegal entry.
tj4234 36
No they didn't. As has been pointed out multiple times already the landlord has the right to go in unexpected if he/she thinks something is up.
alliewillie 22
Spaceballs? Go back a bit further.
mzdaisylynn 12
It started with Abbott & Costello, not Spaceballs.
speedyw03 6
Honestly, the man sounds like he's a bum.
narkill 13
OOPS! HAS TO DO WITH WEED,BETTER SAY YDI! CAUSE,YOU KNOW???WEED IS BAD!