Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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sabrina1212 2
It doesn't matter how many illegal things he was doing. Anything seen or any evidence was taken illegally and you cannot be prosecuted through it.
steve31789 8
I bet if he passes that joint everything will be fine!
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Comments (162)
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Just smile and wave boys...smile and wave.
c4rpi0 20
Why would he be buck naked and surrounded by cats??
TheKillerWalrus 10
I thought landlords had the right to just come in?
xgetxbentx 13
Well, ydi, but you're in luck because you could charge them with breaking and entering. That being said, I don't know how serious they take accusations about someone having marijuana, so I do suggest that you get rid of the pot at least. You can try saying you're just cat sitting for a friend, but I doubt that'd work. Regardless, at least then you'd only be getting evicted and no one would be charged with possession.
kidclarke 15
I love everyone posting US laws that wouldn't apply to this FML as it's in UK. Hope google made you all feel smart.
brandoneyez1 25
He can't do anything. It's evidence he gained on an illegal entry with no prior notice which is required.
Born2die 11
I can't stop laughing from that image!!!
SecsNoises 6
Actually, by UK law, the landlord had no right to do that. A landlord cannot enter his/her tenant's property without consent, unless in the case of an emergency. The only real exception to this is routine maintenance and repair, in which case, reasonable notice has to be given first. Under no circumstance is a landlord free to walk into the property without warning; it doesn't matter what's written in the contract, it's a violation of tenant law.
xKeroseneHearts 9
I don't understand why everyone disliked this. It's hilarious.
ileenefudge 29
You should move somewhere else then. Mine can not enter unless I have prior notice, and the fact that yours enters whenever she likes, unless its a room you are renting in her own home, is invasion of privacy.