Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
MEGAJOSH 0
So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.
dol567 0
Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK
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Comments (88)
NuocMam 0
You can't assume someone's "getting into it" just 'cause they're breathing heavily... O_O
Kiwiwi_fml 0
Agreed with #42 and everything like that. However, I dont find it sick to kiss a girl you're friends with? I don't see the problem, really... and I'm a girl who only has guyfriends. :p
Nate1993 0
I don't see how this is a FML its just a random attack.. That you may of caused xD
ember_fml 0
well, apart from the asthma attack, thats hot lol
kaisar0 0
Anyone else notice that it says the OP is a woman?
sugar_407 0
yeah, I didn't notice it the first time. ydi then for being queer
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Anyone else not giving a shit because it doesn't really matter? **** religious idiots like sugar_407
pop7467 7
Not all religious people are against it... I hate when people include the people who are extreme, I'm Catholic and I honestly don't care
cutieXOXO 0
Awkward. I agree with ^
breenarae25 0
ur a girl, who kissed another girls neck while running it?? r u les or bi?
effgy 0
who kisses their friends neck?
lemonypower 6
WTF 49 your intolerant asswipe
CueTheMuzak 4
why are you kidding your friends neck, creep