Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.
emvictoria 9
I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.
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Comments (147)
kookylocka 0
You could've wrapped them up in silk ropes
RedPillSucks 33
Your boyfriend didn't know you were into klingon sex? Next time, it will be a batleth to the nuts. That's how he'll know that you really want him.
periwinkle95 10
^What?
daminantion 14
101, just no.
Acfuryboy 0
Thats worse than a finger up the ass...talk about kinky
docscientist 10
Wow, that escalated really fast.
MrNYC 0
Dam you must of hit him hard... He should shoot you in the leg so you guys could be even
Mkbitch 2
I bet he's a little scared of getting kinky with you again.
Lord_Nord 4
Kiss them and make it all better...and hey while you're down there...
El_it_means_tha 0
Hahahhahaha. Wow. In life somethings are Priceless.
Nice_Dude 0
Woah how kinky lol jk
kickuwithmyfist 1
No kids for you know!
The_Hitdude 12
*now