Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.
emvictoria 9
I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.
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Comments (147)
ronski 41
Don't think he'll do kinky for a while
Bassex 0
Just suck those better and get back to it; nothing wrong with a nut-suckin'.
amanda_d95 9
Then you must do it often
chane1100 6
40- well played.
Hansemans 17
Guys don't know about the pleasures of having periods or how comfortable being pregnant can be. But no woman can ever understand the horrifying pain we have to endure when our scrotum is under siege.
ittsdann 6
Actually with kidney stones most women say it hurts worse than birth. So we do experience that pain. Also the male urethra is over 4 times longer than the females so that stone has a longer path to travel. So we understand suffering too.
Avalanches 9
Is he Ben Roethlisberger? Because he just got sacked!
JDagz 5
Aha too funny
Amrel 10
Tony Romo. 'nuff said
JMTS 0
Tony ****?
maskedman 9
That's pretty kinky if you ask me.
GoW_Chick 15
Well that hurt, you wanted to get a little rough but it just blew up in your face.
22jrdn55 15
#3, little? tap? seriously?
greatness101 0
Yeah, actually the little taps tend to hurt more.
alsgirl 24
Hmm, that was a ballsy move :-P
bigAC 6
no
RadikulRam 16
#22 some people like it rough, you're not the only human on earth different people have different needs.
bitchslapped22 14
Lolwut? ^
periwinkle95 10
#35 she never gave her preference if she did like it rough or not. Go troll somewhere else.
RadikulRam 16
#100 no you ******* retard she edited her post after I proved her wrong, it happens a **** ton on this website.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
The hit was so bad he puked? Damn....
RedPillSucks 33
Worse than that. Since most likely she was under him, he puked on her. This is the biggest failed attempt at getting kinky that I've ever heard of.
cash_monkey72 9
I don't know how to respond to that.
ppeanutbutter 1
then dont.