Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...
Shots_HK 0
You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "
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Comments (133)
thelonelylurker 0
YDI for driving a truck.
Amkii 0
If your name is 'Will,' that'd be awesome.
wut_fml 0
Are you serious? Why the hell are you taking his comment seriously? The cop was doing his motherfucking job and making sure you weren't some stranger raping a girl. You want him to just assume you're her boyfriend? If your girlfriend went out, got kidnapped, shoved into a car, and raped - I'm pretty sure you'd be much more pissed if a passing cop just assumed it was a couple of lovers having a nice time instead of checking to make sure everything was okay. You might be slightly embarrassed for a minute because you got caught sexing up your girlfriend, but I'm sure there's some girl out there who was becoming the victim of rape in a car and was saved by a cop doing rounds. If that means you have to feel ashamed for a couple of ******* mintues, then so be it.
hihihi002 0
"buck naked"
hihihi002 0
"buck naked"
triplethreat13 0
he was just checking for rape, he was concerned for her. move on.
Thutboy 12
sad yet funny....im sorry for you
medusachic666 0
LOL omg something similar to that TOTALLY happened to me. Thank God I wasn't naked, but I HAD been drinking under age, so it was really awkward trying to tell the officer that I wasn't being held against my will while trying not to giggle. That's an FML for sure. Getting caught in the nude by a cop... Anyone who hasn't been there doesn't know what it's like, I gotta say.
black_guy_fml 0
Wow... It's like you're living my life a year in the past...
zolziski 11
Having sex with your girlfriend in your truck in a park. Not dodgy at all. Super classy. YDI.