Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...
Shots_HK 0
You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "
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Comments (133)
kelsey_drives 0
that would be epic if Will was your name.
zesunflower 0
ydi for looking like a rapist and doing it in a park. really.
kionnalexus 0
YDI for not keeping your dick in your pants until you got home. They should arrest you for public sex.
Kliz2112 0
this happened to me too!!!! in jersey!!
gOtTaLuVbOyZ 0
u can get arrested 4 that?!
SadinSherman 16
Probably
Eve_Val62591 0
leagally they have to ask her if she's being held against her will otherwise if she files charges he can get in a shit ton of trouble.
FML_2x_w_a_brick 0
its a federal law man they have to ask when you get caught
jollyholly414 0
this would only REALLY be an FML if she said yes.
girlwhoactshigh 0
why have sex in public? thats dumb of yah XDyou had it comin~ Next time do it inside not in the open~ we may be animals but we are expected to have a tiny bit of class XP
brilliantbarbie 0
Why have sex in Public?? Go get laid on the beach or under a waterfall or under the stars and then ask that same question again... Everybody enjoys a little exhibitionism once or twice in their lifetime... I will admit however, it is inappropriate to do such in a family setting, or where children can stumble upon you.
IronicJustice 0
Sex in public, usually not a good idea.