Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...
Shots_HK 0
You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "
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Zoa_fml 0
They always ask girls if they are being held against their will, if they are in a car parked in an unusual spot at night (which I'm assuming it was) with a male. What if some girl was being held against her will and the cop didn't ask that, then it'd be a real FHL!
1050this 0
they absolutely have to ask that question :) thats why he did it .. it wasnt to be rude. i see your point though if you are not familiar with law enforcement.. it sucks getting caught though.. find a better place next time
TheTragicReturn 0
YDI for doing it in public.
GabrielScott 0
Yeah, that happened to me too. Except the officers were hilarious. They were struggling to keep straight faces and they were laughing at the squad car. They told us to "have a nice day and go play somewhere else."
lyklawlzzlindsay 0
he was checking to see if it was rape, moron. my 12 year old sister knew that.
f_my_life88 0
umm.. the correct term is actually BUCK naked
Autumnatic 0
That happened to me (it was on a road i'd never seen anyone driving on before that day. go figure.) and i was asked if it was consensual. they always ask that. don't take it personally idiot.
signe_fml 0
They're required to ask that...
321goNow 0
alright. this same thing happened to a coach/gym teacher in my school. it was in a truck, in a park, in jersey. he's supposedly in jail but now im not so sure..?
locococo42695 0
cops in new jersey r assholes