Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
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Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
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welsea28 6
That's means....breakup in future
DocBastard 40
With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.
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Comments (75)
Abby_jay 0
Lolllllll
ChaoticBacon 6
That's when you win her over by saying "it wont because we're gonna get through this and there won't be another relationship".
Pensu 12
Ah, the age-old misconception that saying "no offense!" makes something not offensive. It is about as effective as the #notracist hashtag.
mysticshroom 2
if you dated a man, like you should, you wouldn't have to deal with bitchy hoes.
LokiLaufeyson 2
Stop being a homophobic asshole.
TheDoctor10 28
People think saying "no offense" just gives them the go-ahead to say whatever offensive thing they were already going to say, but it can still be hurtful.
noone2 15
Just happened to me my friend.
fantasyworld 39
Why do people think that saying no offense will make something less offensive?