Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
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welsea28 6
That's means....breakup in future
DocBastard 40
With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.
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welsea28 6
That's means....breakup in future
BlowinChronic 18
Why is he getting thumbs down? He is completely right, his girlfriend doesn't see this relationship going any further so she is going to dump him eventually.
astralvagan 20
Probably because of the improper English, "That's means"
jojimugo 20
The fat lady is clearing her throat
walmartpaysme 15
Yes, number one. That is means breakup in future.
KiddNYC1O 22
Op is a female.
patrickalamo 48
Send her to the future relationships ASAP
evig_fml 16
Aww 28, it's just not your day is it? I just like how the face in your picture reflects the point of your posts...a troll.
MormonPornstar 7
48 Doesn't get it, thinks he does, and thinks he's cool for being an ass for no reason. Bravo sir.
evig_fml 16
Allow me to take a bow
xxb000xx 0
I was gonna thumb up it but it was at 69 thumbs . Couldn't ruin it ..
tattoo88 4
#1 Or op's partner is expecting op to break it off!
purgarus 6
What a bitch! You will be better off without her OP. Break it off before it gets worse.
smurfsarwales 9
Wah whah wah! Im a little 12 year old self centred twat who thinks the solution to every argument is to break up!
mfischer 17
No, you're a fifteen year old who apparently doesn't recognise the death toll ringing for this relationship. If she's already thinking about her next relationship, that means her heart isn't in this one. Add to that the fact that OP decided to submit an FML about this, and I think it's safe to conclude that it's just about over.
smurfsarwales 9
Im not trying to get specifically at purgarus, im just sick of all the mindless people who comment stuff like, "omg such a bitch, ur sooo much better than her/him." people can't actually be that unintelligent and boring in real life, can they?
mfischer 17
Unfortunately, they can. I sympathise with your position in general, just not for this particular FML. Breaking up is rarely the right response for the situations here, and it's frustrating to see the reflex "You're better than that, OP, move on!" comments.
smurfsarwales 9
Say if i was op, with the same problems. You were giving me advice. You wouldn't say " you're so much better than her, break up with that bitch, would you?" so then why do people seem to lose all intelligence and become mindless zombies on the internet?
mfischer 17
You can't be OP. You're a dude, and OP is a lady.
smurfsarwales 9
Guess you just proved my theory about losing all scraps of intelligence on the internet.
ManInTheMachine 20
II agree with your point without being a self-righteous prick. "losing all scraps of intelligence on the Internet." Who the **** do you think you are? Get off your goddamned high horse, the thin air is ******* with your brain cells. There are intelligent people on the Internet that would like to have intelligent conversations with one another. If you haven't met any, then that's unfortunate, but don't generalize the entire online community. You're being as ignorant and unintelligent as the people you complain about.
gc327072 31
33- It isn't the thin air, it's the hormones; he's 15. And 32, go back to raging on CoD on Xbox, and come back when you want to act like a mature adult. Adíos
ApollosMyth 22
42- That's kind of a wide generalization, isn't it? I agree he is being daft and should shut up, but that doesn't mean you should associate him with gamers. We take offense to that.:P
Drigr 9
Since apparently smurfsarwales needs it spelled out for him, this is one of the few FMLs where "dump her" is the proper response. Reason being, the gf said "I hope my FUTURE relationships" which means she sees herself being in a relationship with someone else in the future, and intends on leaving OP sooner or later. Might as well make it sooner and start healing.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Well said! I agree. She is just wasting both their time. Life is too damn short to waste it on people like that.
purgarus 6
In this specific situation, I meant exactly what I typed. Her GF is a bitch for saying that and breaking up is a much better option then staying in a relationship where neither are happy. You are a complete idiot to not understand that (although I can't blame you, I doubt you have been in a relationship before so you wouldn't understand). It seems that you are the 12 year old here, not me.....wait no, that would be a insult to 12 year olds xP
skittycat213 19
Ouch, I've been there. Here's to hoping you're able to make up!
onlychildFTW 34
Why would OP want to make up? Obviously she has no interest in this relationship going anywhere. OP may as well break it off and move on. She's also not very nice.
skittycat213 19
Huh, well serves me right for commenting on looking at a better outcome. So you've never said something you didn't actually mean wholeheartedly when you're fighting with someone?
LexieWins 0
Maybe she's referring to all different types of relationships...or maybe she just sucks as a person. Better luck in your future relationships!
MURIKKA 11
"No offense, but I hope that my future girlfriends aren't as ******* ugly as you." That would solve your problems.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah that's totally mature to step down to her level and play it like a 4th grader. Excellent solution.
kiwienne 21
#13 - We have a saying in Danish, I think it's something like this in English: "from children and drunk people, you will hear the truth". Don't underestimate the powerful words coming out of a 4th grader's mouth - if I heard a 4th grader tell her mother: "Wow, that girl is so ugly", it'd make me feel preeeetty bad. Anyway, something as simple as saying this can really hurt, and if it's the truth, why not? The bitch didn't keep her mouth shut, why should OP. No reason to treat people differently than they treat you most of the time! Just my opinion
swedishviking 3
Can you write it in Danish? Would be interesting to see.
kiwienne 21
#45 - Fra børn og fulde folk skal man høre sandheden ;)
LairaIsKindaCool 6
She OBVIOUSLY doesn't want someone as great as you, since she clearly doesn't mesh with good people.
astralvagan 20
Where does OP imply that he's a good person?
mfischer 17
Where does OP imply that she's a he?
OldMemoriesFade 8
Maybe you should reread the FML...again.
mfischer 17
No offense, but saying no offense really does nothing to gentle the offensive comment that inevitably follows the phrase no offense. Hey, at least the feeling is mutual now, OP. I doubt you want a relationship like that one either!
deegeebee 10
If you have to add "no offense" before saying something, you should probably re-think what you're about to say.
astralvagan 20
Makes it sound like she has big plans for you two.... You might want to start looking for a new girlfriend OP
BlowinChronic 18
Talk to her about it, if she is talking like that then she doesn't deserve you... You shouldn't still be in a relationship that she said will certainly be breaking up with you soon enough.
DocBastard 40
With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.
metalhead4740 14
Because this FML shows that "no offense" always makes it better...funny though.
nolicnosnhoj 1
No offense(I am about to say something offensive)