Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
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welsea28 6
That's means....breakup in future
DocBastard 40
With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.
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Comments (75)
Oliver_Bento 3
You shouldn't be fighting during Sandy, or even the aftermath of it.
nattnatt73 31
If she's that negative about your relationship, it might be time to move on.
abbehleigh 1
And that's when it's time to be on to the next one
noisebox 1
Time to move on she just told she's moving on.....
katie887 2
I would say the same to my ex, no big deal!
afropuffjake 9
Wow **** that. Tell her to go ahead and find out, and break up with her. That way she can't say you wasted her time. No one should have to tolerate being put on blast like that. You're trying to figure out how to make it work and she's already looking forward to meeting someone else. No way you two are on the same page. Shit she's probably pretending to read while holding the book upside-down. Find someone better OP. I'm sure someone out there is as willing to dedicate as you are!
GhostDuck 30
It's kind of like a double whammy because this implies that not only was this the worst relationship she has been in, but that you two are going to [eventually] break up.
FMLGriff 8
it's time to move on.....
mowmowlife 21
I just want you to know that I'm planning to break up with you. No offense.
BananerzFresh 12
Sounds like she does not plan on being with you long. Sorry.