queengarmin
Pacific Grove, United States
Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML
queengarmin tells us more.
OP here! Just to clarify, I didn't intentionally antagonize him and he didn't intentionally bite me. I was playing with my neighbor's retired therapy dog, and whilst trying to pull a toy from his mouth, he chomped down on my finger. It was most definitely an accident, and though it hurt like hell, we have forgiven each other and we're friends again. And I've learned my lesson about watching my fingers while playing with a dog.
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Top comments
xluciferx666 21
Was the dog having a ruff day? I'll see myself out
lux_final_spark 18
Was it from horse playing with the pup, or antagonizing it (with or without provoking it)? Huge difference
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
meatloaf11 23
It might be time to give up.
balake_fml 8
The *** bruh
skobisco 23
No chill
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Woah dude...uncalled for.
feven 32
Did you provoke it?
gc327072 31
The dog was not being acting mutture
OhWhoCares 42
#33, "immutture" would've been funnier and much more fitting... :( And you need to choose 1 verb: either the dog "was being" or "was acting". :)
ToxicTyrael 26
#56 I learned something new, thanks :D (no, english is not my mothertongue)
xluciferx666 21
Was the dog having a ruff day? I'll see myself out
Sandsh8rk 36
I think OP has a bone to pick with this ferocious mutt...
princesspeachxox 18
Was it your therapy dog? If not then there was probably a reason it but you..
calucalay 13
Therapy dogs and service dogs are different. If you pet a service dog who is working you can expect something happening but that is unlikely. Therapy dogs can be "certified" at 5 months old but never go through the training that service dogs do.
riahlum 12
Damn no respect even from animals
devildog562 33
What a bitch.
gracehi 33
I see what you did there. Thumb up for you, although it won't unburry you.
gintwinsmoore 20
that depends on the dog's sex if this comment fits though. still cute!
lux_final_spark 18
Was it from horse playing with the pup, or antagonizing it (with or without provoking it)? Huge difference
bettyc4 26
...violent physical therapy dog perhaps? Well...what'd you do to piss off the dog?
WeLikeIke 23
;_; I feel ya. I love dogs, but I guess they hate brown people trying to cuddle them :(
colvindj 22
Not even trying to provoke an argument, but I'm pretty sure it's very ignorant to make an assumption like that.
princesspeachxox 18
Um dogs are colourblind... You know that right?
cheeeksss 29
#17 but they can still see shades. Pretty sure even in black&white you can still decipher a brown person from a white person. & i'm almost certain it was a joke.
MrConcise 35
"God, I hate all those grey people! They're worse than all those raccoons that meow...."
Gennocent 17
Neitz confirmed that dogs actually do see color, but many fewer colors than normal humans do. Instead of seeing the rainbow as violet, blue, blue-green, green, yellow, orange and red, dogs would see it as dark blue, light blue, gray, light yellow, darker yellow (sort of brown), and very dark gray.
Zebediabolical 45
My Tennessee uncles had racist dogs. They would only bark at black and hispanic people.
Brandi_Faith 34
Sorry to say it guys, but my dog is a bit racist. I don't have many African American friends, there aren't very many in my community at all. But one time we had one of my brothers friends over who was black and my little dog stared at him and would growl through most of dinner. I had to keep distracting him so he wouldn't growl at him. I felt so bad. But in his defence it was his first time seeing a black person (he was really dark too) and he obviously didn't know what to think. Luckily my brothers friend didn't care. :) so yes, it can happen.
Gennocent 17
I'm guessing they were picking up on cues (subconscious or not) from your racist uncle
Zeuszara 8
You're going to be the one who needs therapy after that ruff luck.