Today, my dad's conspiracy lunatic of a new wife reported my husband and me to CPS because she found out that we vaccinated our kids. I know I shouldn't worry but one single false allegation is all it takes to ruin lives and lose custody. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my idiot husband put a can of cat food in our daughter's lunchbox as a "joke". The school called CPS. Now we have to go to a hearing. FML
Today, my possibly soon-to-be ex-husband assaulted his sister because she said that our adoptive kids weren't really ours. Because of the pending criminal charges, we may have the adoption revoked. FML
Today, I took my step-kids and left my abusive husband. I've just been informed that I'm being accused of kidnapping. FML
Today, I found out my parents' entire marriage was a convoluted scheme to get them both permanently unfit to stand trial. I am genuinely scared to find out what they have planned. FML
Today, a woman accused my husband of being a pedophile because he was at the playground with our daughter alone. To make matters worse, our daughter punched the woman in the face, so now she's pressing charges. FML
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, I realised that 3/4 of my family are prone to believe conspiracies and are anti-vax Covid freaks. I want to keep our relationships, but every discussion ends in an argument about some conspiracy they believe. FML
Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML
Today, I found out that my (amazing) adoptive parents are going to be investigated by CPS and no one's telling me why. I'm terrified I'm going to be taken away and end up back in foster care again. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Document absolutely EVERYTHING, even better if you can get her to admit making false allegations on video or just audio. Daddy dearest is going to have fun arguing with a restraining/protective order from a judge... In the meantime DO NOT, under any circumstances EVER leave your kids unsupervised by you or your partner if she's around or it's possible she might show up. She sounds like the sort who would try to 'clean the vaccine poison out of them' by getting them to drink bleach or whatever those gibbering idiots believe 'fixes' it this week.
DLBL 23
This only reflects badly on that nutcase, not on you. Does she want the kids to get polio, smallpox, Hep B, RSV, diphtheria, tetanus, whooping cough and/or Rubella, all of which are easily preventable?
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FluffythePink 23
Document absolutely EVERYTHING, even better if you can get her to admit making false allegations on video or just audio. Daddy dearest is going to have fun arguing with a restraining/protective order from a judge... In the meantime DO NOT, under any circumstances EVER leave your kids unsupervised by you or your partner if she's around or it's possible she might show up. She sounds like the sort who would try to 'clean the vaccine poison out of them' by getting them to drink bleach or whatever those gibbering idiots believe 'fixes' it this week.
DLBL 23
This only reflects badly on that nutcase, not on you. Does she want the kids to get polio, smallpox, Hep B, RSV, diphtheria, tetanus, whooping cough and/or Rubella, all of which are easily preventable?
SAgirl 23
Stone wall her.
angus 17
Report the bitch to the vet, she should be lead out to the paddock and shot