Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
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Top comments
lishajoy777 14
At least you were considered a threat? fyl for being hot.
Bakarra 22
Bitches be trippin
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Comments (81)
MDTeddy 13
Since when did that girl think it was okay to punch a complete stranger and assume things? I doubt Op looked anything like the other girl and I hope that guy gets a new gf. I wouldn't allow my gf to do that. Actually, I wouldn't get a gf that had anger issues.
yetanotherginger 19
Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority here we come!
Spark_Slicker 19
@57 The point is staring is rude and it makes most people uncomfortable. It's really not as difficult to understand and abide by as you're making it out to be. Do you really have that little of self control?
Spark_Slicker 19
Meant to make this a reply to someone else. -____-
Zyzz7 12
Good job.
Spark_Slicker 19
69, I'm sure this small accident satisfies your ego greatly.
JMW177 6
U whoop her ass
spyydaboy 4
So society is so retarded that you should not make faces, make eye contact or even look in someone's direction for fear of beatings. Sounds like this is the world to live in!
Musically_Gifted_fml 3
You should have kicked her in the throat
nolefan 15
can you say lawsuit?
Smoxxii 17
*Sniff, Sniff* could I smell a lawsuit?
voidnemesis 8
unlucky. i guess you could say she was in a beaten up relationship.
Whathefuck02 8
Why is she beating you up. He is the one who is sleeping with two women and eyeing up others. But you should take it as a compliment to your face.