Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
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Top comments
lishajoy777 14
At least you were considered a threat? fyl for being hot.
Bakarra 22
Bitches be trippin
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born_hustla 26
I don't ever understand why people always get mad or hate, or ready to throw a beating at the other guy or girl. They should have a talk with their significant other...or throw them a beating.
Nicostream 16
Why the shocked face? I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends but I do "eye up" other attractive women. The fact I'm with someone I love doesn't make me go blind. But this other woman is probably just a stupid bitch with extremely low self-esteem who has serious trust issues, so I'm not saying YDI... FYL definitely.
Spark_Slicker 19
I think it goes without saying that when you're actually WITH your girlfriend it would be a better idea to not eye up other women. And it's entirely possible to restrain yourself from doing so.
Zyzz7 12
@36 I agree completely. @37 No its not entirely possible. If an attractive person walks by its instinct to turn your eyes to them for a couple of seconds, it happens too quickly for you go 'Oh right, not allowed!'. Its completely normal, and people shouldnt react like OP did.
Spark_Slicker 19
@53 I'm talking about about more than just a look for a couple seconds. I'm talking about a once over that lasts longer than a couple seconds. Which by OP's reaction, is most likely what the boyfriend did.
Zyzz7 12
Mmm yes, because looking at someone for 2 seconds is perfectly ok, but 3 or 4 seconds??! TAKE HIM AWAY!
Spark_Slicker 19
@57 The point is staring is rude and it makes most people uncomfortable. It's really not as difficult to understand and abide by as you're making it out to be. Do you really have that little of self control?
Zyzz7 12
Looking some up and down is not staring. :)
Spark_Slicker 19
@66, I see you edited your comment to seem less rude than what you had originally wrote. Looking someone up and down for a certain period of time IS staring. Although there is no excuse for how the girlfriend reacted, it's extremely inconsiderate to your partner to be making eyes at someone else with them right there. There really needs to stop being so many excuses people come up with to behave rudely and inconsiderately.
Zyzz7 12
Umm, no I didnt, I made a typo. That was a crap assumption. And no, looking someone up and down for 4 seconds is not staring, its called checking someone out. Refer to comment number 65
Spark_Slicker 19
You made a typo so you deleted more than half of what you originally wrote? Yeah, seems likely. Anyway, I'm tired of repeating myself. I suppose there's nothing left to say but that we should agree to disagree.
NurseJonathan 9
You got eyed up by him, and she hit YOU? Dear god, there must be some wires crossed in the system.
onorexveritas 24
I hope you got a good punch in
icepick23 12
At least you're hot...
Bullshitname 4
Call the cops and press charges, teach the crazy bitch a lesson.
Bakarra 22
Day 38: I'm still looking for the joke in this comment, it's just too hard to believe Sir FreshPie would actually write a serious, non sarcastic, dating wisdom comment
jamnglamgirlie 17
I'm sorry that happened to you OP.
dailystruggles 5
some people need to chill out.
AnimeBitch 14
You let her whoop your ass?