Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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xicano 0
make his ass sleep in the bathtub
BahahahLOL 0
If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.
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Comments (126)
Onyx26 0
1. "Wet the bed" is what you say about a small child. I'm pretty sure you just say pissed himself when its a grown man. 2. Make him stop drinking or kick his a** out WTF?
kellykerplunkk 0
oh dear..
adorkable_spazz 0
i love your hair!
scribz 0
in soviet Russia, bed wets you!
MissErikaHart 0
lol
RaRaland 8
Sounds like he might be blacking out.. Tell him stop drinking or kick his ass out. Sorry for you. :/
Autoshot 9
Make him a sammich before he passes out next time.
elmorous 0
pee on him. some folks get off on that. that's making the best of a pissy situation
Axe_Cept 0
When he goes to sleep, put a clothes pin on his doodly-dobber and see if he pops when the pressure builds.
adorkable_spazz 0
lol that's awesome!
vbmg152 19
YDI if you stay with him. it will be a life of misery for you!
Uscdrew1 7
Make him wear pull-ups to bed
legion2020 0
introduce him to Huggies they have many different styles to choose from