Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
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Top comments
JazzHandsFML 28
nothing to be embarrassed about.
awildwhisper 30
Your future partner will most likely appreciate you being a virgin and STI free.
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Comments (93)
shade34 19
There is nothing to be embarrassed about! You should be proud that you're still virgin, not just losing you virginity to anyone. Be proud that you're saving it for the right one (hopefully till marriage!)
The_ghetto_mango 25
Why are people thumb-downing this? It's good to be a a virgin. And in marriage, you have that person like, forever, as opposed to a boy/girl/bi/homofriend relationship, where they would leave you like, BOOM. I agree with #43. That's just me.
ohmygoditsakitty 13
i had a gp that kept insisting i get tested for stds even though i kept telling her i was a virgin. She actually ordered more tests then i knew; including a pregnancy test. i would get a new doctor, you don't need one that pushes that on you.
Xamry14 10
The doctor did t know she was a virgin. What? Doctors are now expected to be practiced in the art of mind reading now?
deaddonkey 15
It's a doctor I'm sure they don't care if you're a Virgin or not. They care mostly about your health. Also I'm sure I'm a virgin is tame and normal compared to some things they have heard and seen.
Witchylady 18
You should have just said I am not seeing anyone at the moment so there is no need for a test.
sweetsammiedee 16
No shame in that OP, keep your clean head up - time will come. If you start hitting 30 though, might want to do it with someone not so special to get it over with :P jk jk no pressure
pandarae 12
You shouldn't be ashamed to be a virgin. There is nothing wrong with that. If anything be proud.
Pikachu3 6
Must be a guy
milanyfanny 1
After only 3 years as a med student, you being a virgin would not phase me at all. Someone who has been practicing for years probably wouldn't even blink.
alex_gen 39
Just putting it out there, STIs can be hereditary, and still not show symptoms, so it's great that you're getting a checkup regardless of your sexual activity, or lack thereof.
Xamry14 10
The one she was tested for isn't one of them.
zaidthunder1 27
I'm not sure why people think its embarrassing to be a virgin. It's a free ******* world and there's no law against being a virgin.