Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
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Top comments
JazzHandsFML 28
nothing to be embarrassed about.
awildwhisper 30
Your future partner will most likely appreciate you being a virgin and STI free.
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Comments (93)
zaidthunder1 27
Social norms put pressure on young teens to lose their virginity, especially during college. Kids these days are still doing it under pressure from peers especially the for the ladies because it's not cool to be a virgin anymore.
JohnnyWake0 13
I would sue him for suggesting you look like you might have something
shiba10 26
Haha you shouldn't be ashamed of it, if you want I guess you could say you're waiting for marriage. A fair amount of people do wait
Scorpio01 16
Nothing wrong being a Virgin mate, trust me.
Bawsack 18
I got confused at the "free check" part. Coming from the UK, I always forget that people don't have access to free healthcare like I do. I find that the most sucky part of this FML. It doesn't make sense to me that people have to pay stupid amounts of money to be treated for illnesses. Seriously OP, being a virgin isn't anything to be embarrassed about - I was until I was 24 and I'm glad I waited - I don't feel like people have the maturity about it in their teens.
Sansational_ 18
Don't worry. Maybe someday you'll lose your virginity! unlike me...
leaveyourmark98 8
nothing wrong with that
mistress_paz 30
It's important to be honest with your healthcare provider. There are all kinds of "virginity".
thejordan52x 5
be proud! im 24 and a virgin nothing to be ashamed of
Adrian78017 4
don't ever be embarrassed that is awesome keep your self true don't give in and don't write about anyone else