Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, as a gynecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
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Top comments
JazzHandsFML 28
nothing to be embarrassed about.
awildwhisper 30
Your future partner will most likely appreciate you being a virgin and STI free.
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Comments (93)
NinePlusTen 4
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, better then being a huge **** and sleeping with a dozen guys before you even turn 19
The_ghetto_mango 25
Nothing wrong with being olive oil.
Tsukiyomi 16
Why is that embarrassing?
schreibergx93 19
There is nothing embarrassing about sharing that you're a virgin, also being that it's with your GP your privacy is protected. You're supposed to be able to discuss such matters with a GP without worry.
ribbnasforfan 13
If he is a good GP he knows now i guess.
The_ghetto_mango 25
Yes, and apparently if you have "too much" sex, then you are a hoe/hooker/****/***** or he-****/manwhore.
abbycha_ 9
Bruh I'm a virgin and keeping it that way
kakarot26 7
no shame op. you should be proud
shannon2348 14
You're embarrassed to tell your dr that your a virgin? That's really ridiculous. Grow up. ydi