Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
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abetterday 4
who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???
wut_fml 0
I sure plenty of people will shit on her for spending a lot of money on facial cleanser, but whatever. If she can afford it, then who cares. For people who aren't lucky to have a naturally good complexion, a higher quality product can sometimes make a difference. If she didn't use it and if her FML was about her boyfriend complaining about her acne or whatever, you'd be saying YDI for not taking care of her skin.
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Daaniellee1234 8
#41. Im pretty sure hes not using it to 'JERK OFF!!'. He says " oh, that nice smelling stuff ". He was using it so make his 'junk' smell nice. Geesh.
Lounia_fml 8
On the bright side, he didn't fill it up with something else.. Like sperm xD
Travestie616 0
I also don't understand spending $70 on something like that, but in her defense, it was probably a large container that would last for a long time (if not for stupid guys who think anything that smells good MUST be something to put down their pants) and might even have been necessary for her skin.
xHaniffax 0
Oh the irony he put - $70 worth of something that you put on your face - on his dick. ell oh ell FYL cos it is weird and a terrible waste of money and YDI for spending a ridiculous amount of money on facial wash. I have to agree with some people that facial washes differ and some people's skin react better to certain cleansers that are usually more expensive than "common" ones....but $70 really? ridiculous. That is such a waste.
kirbyfan23 0
46=/=1 idiot. And there's no reason to press enter 3 times between words, moron.
iFRUiTTART 0
FYI for having such bad acne that you have to use $70 cleanser .
Tubasaurus 0
He probably likes his junk to not be nasty and smelly, and had no idea that the cleanser was so badly overpriced.
fearinabottle 0
lol you wasnt even close to first
azureeblue 0
it's called NOXEMA. say it with me now. aaaand there you go.
Dragonmouth 4
You should be thanking him.