Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
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This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML
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A07 48
"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"
Paws_Cat 29
Keeping it classy, I see.
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vishwa_evo 15
Is your roommate's name Kumar Patel?
anythingrandom 23
why? I don't understand.
vishwa_evo 15
Whaat? Please see Harold and Kumar (part 1 and 2). Great movie :D
anythingrandom 23
I have seen the Christmas one..
christge1beast 17
I was thinking the same thing! When he's using Harold's nose trimming scissors to trim his pubes, and Harold walks in on him.
YaGirlAuntJemima 8
Perfect
Paws_Cat 29
Keeping it classy, I see.
Theakbars 16
mmmmm, nice. who doesn't love a nice pube couch?
aimbug 42
Time to burn the couch and bleach your eyes.
JulesLandry 8
How much do you wanna bet that when your girlfriend comes over she'll find a pube
A07 48
"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"
LilMissCanadian 22
You just had to make it even more cringe worthy.
idk_rose 25
Im sorry you have a weird housemate, OP. But still, this is funny.
isaak_sanchez 18
Time to burn your couch
juicy_extasy 25
Cannot unsee...
idefka 34
Confront him. Tell him that 1, it's gross, and 2, not in a place where you can walk in and see.
ThePandoricaOpen 18
I'm guessing OP already did, hence the "He's surprised I have a problem with this", line.