Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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Top comments
LyricaSilvan 30
What the hell kind of person wishes that on anybody, period? Angry or not, that's not okay.
Scotth901 22
Your kid must've stepped on a big ass crack
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
Plus, your wife is using your beard brush in her armpit. That is so West Virginia!
McIntian 12
Took me a second to understand until I read the next fml.
everton99 16
Probably the only time a comment with 4 downvotes is one of the top 2 comments lol.
Scotth901 22
Your kid must've stepped on a big ass crack
RichardPencil 32
I had to reread that a few times. You mean a crack that is big-ass, not a large ass-crack!
LyricaSilvan 30
What the hell kind of person wishes that on anybody, period? Angry or not, that's not okay.
jakey94_boss 8
Go Falcons! RiseUp! Haha
Isa_fml 20
Imagine being this petty.
Lalala579121 28
I just want to know how you argue over the Super Bowl... Were you debating which commercial was best? Or whether or not the Falcons' choke was the worst in NFL history?
Konarika 11
Why exactly do people get worked up about sports and different teams, again? And to this point?
Talis99 26
Whatcha get for being a dick. Take some anger management classes, OP.
GhostFox 34
This is an example of why I laugh and laugh when people say that sports like American football are the pinnacle of instilling good behavior and character.
Astren 5
I can't wait to start university in princeton