Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
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toastnbuttrcheng 0
Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?
porno_fml 0
Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?
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Comments (186)
neko_ceko 3
Lucky bastard
mgblaskewicz 0
If you are hot, you probably made that lids life and indirectly killed millions of his future children over the next few months or so. However, if you have a nasty face,a fire truck for an @$$, and a nay-nay that smells like the seafood pavillion at Shoprite (more than likely)...that poor child might need years of therapy and drugs, and ultimately might kill himself.
nobridgejustwate 0
...nay-nay? That's almost as bad as p33n. Please go eat an improperly cooked fugu and do us all a favour.
Rico4Yu 0
damn how big is your bathroom
MagicSide 0
did u "uck him?
HannahBabe 0
bahaha bummer
youdidwhatnow 0
More like 'boner'.
kgraham21 0
You don't check first!?
bigone135 0
well did you pleasure him before he got out that what i would of done how long was he send him to my house
awesome576 0
hahaha u just made that kids life ;) u-oo him- ________________ tell him I said congrats
DynamicDave 11
Haha you made that kid's life! He wins epically and I bet you're in his "spank bank" forever now! ;P LMAO!
Anteezy 7
For the kid's sake I hope you shaved ma'am.