Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
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toastnbuttrcheng 0
Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?
porno_fml 0
Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?
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Comments (186)
CallMeHush 1
At least it wasn't a spider.
Cupcaken 0
agreed! spiders are horrible!
helloimkellay 0
i had one in my shower yesterday. :(
ihateuall 0
are you kidding me? a spider can be killed with water. a human being has just seen you naked and is your brothers friend. youve got to be kidding me.
CyclonePsycho 1
You just gave me nightmares. D: *shivers* Spiders.
poisonfrog7 2
@#85, human beings can be killed with water...
iwadasn 33
@#130, not as easily as spiders can...
Danhickey 0
haha I was gonna say that. it's true. OP, how did you not notice the kid?
dv8ted 0
I agree !!
bubblesdafrog 0
You must be awesome at hide-n-seek!
stlcards220 4
no, cuz that's a waste of water
stlcards220 4
oops i was replying to #9
drayloon 50
most people prefer not to freeze their ass off when they first get in the shower
AxCxDxDx 0
Major win for him... unless you-... well, nevermind.
eur003 0
did you 'help him out' of the shower? lol
TotchiNeko 0
I always look in the shower. I must be weird though because I turn on the shower before taking my clothes off. but I would scream like crazy if someone was in the shower with me and I wasn't expecting it! :) hehe too funny.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You win! Now it's your turn to hide!
nurgletr0n 0
omg haha this made my day
jennatailia 0
Today I saw my best friend's sister naked in the shower. MylifeisG.
Ozziefml 0
what no one has noticed is the OP hasn't said if they are male or female so that just makes it more awkward
vikingunicorn 1
The gender clearly states female.
perdix 31
I haven't found any iPhone apps for FML that tell the gender and location of the OP. I end up using Safari on the iPhone to get all the features. I live to get PMs from my favorite person (you know who you are ;)
maltam123 0
the FML official app shows gender in the top right corner, and it tells u name and location. urwelcome
inssain 0
after the last update, the official fml app shows gender and location for every post.
NUMBER23LEBRON 0
top right corner there is a symbol, if it is blue it isca male if it is pink it is a female.